Episode blurb Edit

Discussion of the Mythical Lost Episode Using Drinking in Middle School as an Excuse Personal Christmas Gifts Christmas Car Commercials, Football and Hobos Starbucks and Homeless Old Women Tom Likes Video Games and Julia Roberts First Video Game Experiences with The 3 Stooges and Dragon’s Lair Waiting for the Wii The Wizard and Jenny Lewis The Cheater A Furious Argument About SNES vs. Genesis Street Fighter 2 vs Mortal Kombat Smoke Shop Talk Mario Kart and Smashing TVs NEW SEGMENT: Particular Type of Asshole That You Did Not Know Existed Until The New York Times Pointed It Out To You Of The Week : Personal Bartenders Tim and Tom Solve Your Internet Pornography Problems [...][1]

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Quotes Edit

Tim: "Did you kill anybody while you were over there? Have you ever murdered anybody?"

Tom: "Tim, that's not a topic for the podcast.


Tim: "Tom, I just ate a really big burrito, I wanna go to bed-"

Tom: "We really shouldn't do these post-burrito anymore."


Tom: "You were dressed to impress."

Tim: "I was dressed as a bumblebee."

Tom: "A slutty bumblebee."

Tim: "That's implied, Tom."


Tom: "There was no being a casual pervert back then. And being a casual pervert suits me better, to be honest."


Tim: "Tom, I had an idea. Starting next week we retool the show."

Tom: "Yeah?"

Tim: "We set it in a different city, maybe we add or replace a couple of characters. Maybe give one of us a different job ... add some diversity to the cast!"

Anecdotes Edit

  • Tim tells the 'porn store video camera' story

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