Episode blurb Edit
Tim comes down with an acute case of Mall Madness. Also we discuss pizzerias, Tom's love of novelty foods, various Nickelodeon game shows, Julia Roberts, the upcoming London meet-up and more!
Running Gags Edit
- Batman is mentioned
- Tom does a questionable accent
- Starbucks is mentioned
- Tim hates the Baby Boomers
Tim: "It's like that dream where it's like, 'I didn't know I had a test today, and I'm not wearing any pants!'"
Tom: "That doesn't explain why you're not wearing pants, by the way."
Tim: "I'm just rarely wearing pants, Tom."
Tom: "I've been an advocate of naming your kid 'Doctor' for a long time."
Tim: "Doctor Reynolds?"
Tom: "Doctor Reynolds."
Tom: "Patrons come in and ask if they can have a stuffed crust pizza, and they're like= [Italian accent] 'Mama Mia! Thesa ovens! These are nota made for a stuffeda crusta pizza!'"
Tim: "Tom. Tremendously-offensive what you are doing right now. I have a rich Italian heritage."
Tom: "Were you confused for a minute there?"
Tim: "I thought I was talking to a relative."
Tim: "I was psyching myself up in the mirror earlier. I was saying to myself, 'Mommy's little boy is gonna be fashionable this year'."
[Tom cracks up for a good 30 seconds]
Tim: "Is that weird? cut that part out. I can trust you to cut that out, right?"
Tom: "I kinda wanna end the episode now."
Tim: "I love Europeans, but why are you walking so damn slow, people with an accent?"
Tim: "I bought some nice trousers. I wound up getting them altered and they did it while I waited."
Tom: "How were they altered? Did they let out the crotch?"
Tim: "Yeah I obviously needed a bit more room down there."
Tim: "This whole podcast has really turned into us coping with becoming legitimate adults."
Tim: "So will I or will I not be in London with you?"
Tom: "You will not be there. Tim will not be there."
Tim: "But Tom ... or will I?"