Episode blurb[]
We answer your burning questions about today's most important issues: peeing and pooping.[2]
Running gags[]
Tim thinks all beer/coffee/wine/chocolate tastes the same (first mention)
Quotes[]
Tom: "First things first, don't poop in the urinal. Am I right? Am I right?"
Tom: "I've never stopped a meal to poop."
Tim: "Neither. I have however eaten a sandwich."
Tom: "Really?"
Tim: "No. That's how Elvis died."
Tim: "You know what I have done - vomited, starting drinking again, and then made out with a girl."
Tom: "UGH!"
Tim: "No girl I've ever seen again, mind you."
Tom: "Yeah I wonder why!"
Tim: "Yes! I frequently think when anything good happens to me, I always assume I'm on a hidden camera show... or the cool kids are setting me up to pour pig's blood on me."
Tom: "What a horrible life..."
Tim: "I have low self-esteem."
Tom: "Tim, we really need to get some-"
Tim: "Porn."
Tom: "No, we need to get some-"
Tim: "Girls here. To film some porn."
Tom: "Tim has the downstairs, I have a room upstairs. Tim's area has been nicknamed 'the Fuck Dungeon'-"
Tim: "-for obvious reasons!"