Episode blurb Edit

In this episode: 2009: A Landmark Year for Podcasting Auditing our finances The Beginning of TCGTE as Michael Jackson's Legacy Sitcom Porn Porn Rage Against the Machine #1 in the UK 9 Year Olds Don't Know Anything Teenagers Love Celebrities Books Rated by Time Spent in Bathroom Celebrity Deaths (DJ AM, David Carradine, Farrah Fawcett, [...][2]

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Quotes Edit

Tom: "And then Dan hit me in the back of the head with the biggest dildo you've ever seen ... it was just an absurdly-large dildo, I almost blacked out he hit me so hard with it, it was like a baseball bat."


Tim: "I know nothing about Lady Gaga, and I'm very happy about that."

Tom: "I could not hum you a Lady Gaga song."

Tim: "Sure I've heard it in the drugstore.."

Tom: "What are you, 95? The 'drugstore'?"


Tom: "I love how this podcast has basically become 2 guys who aren't even 30 yet, acting like old men. We should just change the name."

Tim: "Fucking oldstercast."


Tim: "This decade is gonna suck, because this century is gonna become a teenager. It's going to make questionable choices."

Tom: "It's gonna be moody. It's not gonna get up before noon."

Tim: "Things are gonna get dark, we're gonna start listening to The Smiths. We're going to start cutting. Things are going to get dramatic."


Tom: "The cover could be Oprah taking a dump, and I'd be happy as long as I was mentioned in the book."


Tom: "Britney Spears' 'Toxic' was one of the best songs of the 90s, would you not agree?"

Tim: "It came out in 2003."


Tim: "I did yoga!"

Tom: "Didn't you fart in a yoga class once?"

Tim: "No! I didn't fart in a yoga class. I threw up in a yoga class."


Extras Edit

At the end of the episode, there is a short blooper where Tom says "Hello!" in an English accent and Tim giggles.