Drunk Presidents and Nicolas Cage

Episode blurb
Boris Yelsten drunk in his underwear at the White House, George W. scaring prisoners straight, Johnny Cash and Mr. Ed, Tom meets Nicholas Cage and listener suggestions!

Running Gags

 * Tom is obese
 * Tim says the Ted Danson/Ted Handsome joke (first mention)
 * Tim mentions being in the Blue Man Group show (first mention)

Quotes
Tim: "This is gonna be freewheeling. I'm not wearing underpants - let's go!"

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Tim: "I like that your Johnny Cash impression is the same as your Mr. Ed impression."

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Tom: "Someone asked whether he had done any research into orchids. Cage says, [Cage voice]: 'Well actually, I am an avid orchid collector.' And I cracked up, because I thought he was making a joke. And he shot me the fucking dirtiest look and just locked eyes with me."

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Tim: "Ghost stories are always subtle shit, like 'I came home and the hankerchief was folded neatly on the table'."

Tom: "Yeah there's no 'I came home and a man was hanging from a meat hook in my shower'.."

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Tom: "We always want these episodes to be shorter than they are."

Tim: "Yeah, but we're just too fucking entertaining."