Public Services (Or An Excuse to Talk About Poop)

Episode blurb
TCGTE London / Tim considers coming to England / Tim intimidates for money / How to Write Compelling Show Titles / Paying Your Taxes is for Grown Ups / Aristocratic Old Money / Women at FAO Schwarz / "You're Awful" / Corn / How the government works / Hipsters' Ideas About Poop / Green Stuff (Not Poop) / Tim & Tom Solve Your Problems: Fantasy Football Collusion

Running Gags

 * Starbucks is mentioned
 * "You're Awful" segment (first mention)

Quotes
Tim: "Whenever I come home and I'm a little too drunk? Wesley Snipes parties HARD."

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Tim: "She was following this guy around and you could see he was like ... 'Jesus, you racist old bag!'"

Tom: "I think 'racist old bag' should be a more common phrase."

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Tom: "I would like to start a movement ... the next time you see someone doing something like this, just go up to them and say, 'Excuse me. You are awful. You're awful.' And just walk away."

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Tom: "Yeah, we can just go to different places and tell people they're awful."

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Tom: "Let's go back to the sewage treatment plant for a second-"

Tim: "I'm not going back there. It smells there."

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Tom: "Right, Tim, it's time for your favourite part of the show."

Tim: "Is it over?"

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