The Internet

Episode blurb
Call to action for billionaires / Million dollar bills / Tim weighs his options / Tom's coming to London /The Business of Bloopers YouTube Killed The America's Funniest Home Videos Star / Our Pal "Randy" Becomes an Unexpected Famous Internet Asshole / The Social Fight Club / Tim and Tom Solve Your Problems: Canadian Jerks at Work Santa Claus Cons A [...]

Running Gags

 * Tom does a questionable accent

Quotes
Tom: "The goal of this podcast is really just to get one eccentric billionaire as a fan."

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Tim: "Tom, I've decided I'm going to marry for money."

Tom: "I didn't think you had that many offers!"

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Tom: "You bored everyone to tears last week."

Tim: "Look, man, I wanted to re-record that entire episode."

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Tim: "I don't like rules, I'm a free spirit, which is why I'm a 28-year old loser."

Tom: "Oh, that's why? I had a bunch of other theories."

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Tim: "You know what I wanna bring back?"

Tom: "What?"

Tim: "How come nobody says 'schwing' anymore?"

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Tom: "I've been watching a lot of Jason Statham movies lately."

Tim: "I know you have, with your shirt off. You're doing the moves along with him, you're doing a lot of jump-kicks and whatnot."

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Tim: "Whatever happened to sincerity, man? Whatever happened to the Hepburns and Bogarts?"

Tom: "They're both dead. I can tell you specifically what happened to them. They got old and then they died from being old."

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