Christmas (or, "How cute are these boots?")

Episode blurb
On this week's yuletide-themed episode, we decide we know too little about Hanukkah to say anything about it so we discuss boring advent calendars, hypnotic Gap commercials, adults getting gifts from their parents, kids being jerks on Christmas morning, little kids lying about seeing Santa Claus, drinking too much at family Christmas parties, talking to [...]

Running Gags

 * Starbucks mention
 * Mention of their TCGTE Conglomerate

Quotes
Tim: "Tom, I've got a question for you. If you can answer as honestly as possible- how cute are these boots?"

Tom: "Don't do that!"

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Tom: "We can't go through the whole podcast with this. So help me God, I'll end this podcast right now."

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Tim: "My Mom is always like, 'I just wanna make it a special Christmas for you!' but I'm a man! I'm a fully-grown, bearded man."

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Tim: "2 years ago nobody said the word meme. It's so stupid and I don't care about cats."

Tom: "Play Tim off, keyboard cat."

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Tom: "Complete Guide to Bar Shenanigans."

Tim: "Barnanigans."

Tom: "There you go."

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Tim: "Hey, you like that song?"

Tom: "No, I know what you're gonna say and I don't wanna hear it. 'All I Want For Christmas Is You'?"

Tim: "How'd you know I was gonna say that?"

Tom: "'Cause you talk about it every damn Christmas, this stupid Mariah Carey song that you love."

Tim: "It's awesome, man ... it's a perfectly-written song. They took all the hooks from all these other songs and mashed them together and made the best song ever."

Tom: "It's an abomination."