North Korea and Winning Porn Bingo

Episode blurb
North Korea, Mad Men Abridged, Winning Porn Bingo, Avoiding Tipping.

Running Gags

 * Starbucks (first mention)

Quotes
"Tim: 'I know nothing about the Korean War. And I blame my schooling.'" "Tom: 'I blame your low intelligence.'" -- Tim: "It could have been a G-rated movie, if it weren't for all the genitals on the cover." -- "Tim: 'I wanted to sit down, and it hit me right in the diaphragm. And I went HUNNGH.'" "Tom: 'They probably thought you were masturbating.'" -- "Tom: 'I stop coffee, cold turkey. But 24 hours later I found myself at 2am in a stop-and-shop parking lot-'""Tim: 'In a cold sweat, shaking-'""Tom: 'Running out of the store with a warm case of cherry Pepsi, just like guzzling it-'""Tim: 'You drank all 12 cans right there in the parking lot didn't you. You didn't even get up to pee, you just peed right there in the lot.'"