Dating (Part 2)

Episode blurb
A topic so extensive that it could not be contained to a single episode! This week Tim and Tom go over the rules of DarwinDating.com in "Does it Pass the Mustard?", speculate on the rules of speed dating, offend Matthew Broderick in a number of ways, and give some terrible dating advice.

Quotes
Tim: "We've been doing this show for 28 years. If you're new to this, if you've just started listening, we've got 28 years of history."

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Tim: "Do you mind if I just lie down?"

Tom: "Yeah, just lay down and tell me what you're thinking and we'll put it in the podcast and we'll solicit peoples' thoughts about what your mental problems might be."

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Tim: "From the beginning of when we started recording to now, I think I've developed a cold."

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Tim: "When I'm on my deathbed, and they ask if I have any regrets I'll say, 'I wish I didn't spend so much time sitting around recording audio podcasts for the internet'."

Tom: "Tim, you make a lot of people very happy."

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Tim: "Tom, I appreciate all sorts of girls. Out of 10 girls I maybe meet, I desperately want to date 9 of them."

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