Summer

Episode blurb
Paninis and Smashed Potatoes Ice Cream for Breakfast The Ice Cream man: Pervert or Genius? Uncomfortable at the Beach Sunning in Your Underpants Nude Beaches Summer School for Woodshop C+C Music Factory Humiliation T&T Solve Your Problems: Kids on Planes and TCGTE Concierge Listening Service Farewell to Tim

Running Gags

 * It's "so hot" in the room
 * Starbucks is mentioned
 * One of them has just been/is sick
 * Tim quits

Quotes
Tim: "This is gonna be freewheeling. I'm not wearing underpants - let's go!"

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Tom: "For some reason, 4:30 in the morning seemed like a good time for me to help you get rid of a gnat infestation outside your abode."

Tim: "Well we're both so terrified of gnats that we needed to get our courage up by drinking for like, 8 hours."

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Tom: "I was running down the stairs spraying this bug fogger into the dark. It wasn't the brightest of ideas."

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Tom: "I'm not a sissy like you, I don't break it down I to 'I have a sinus infection'. I'm just sick."

Tim: "You're an asshole."

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Tom: "My body is usually a machine."

Tim: "You're sick ALL the time. You are not a healthy person."

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Tom: "If it's strong enough to kill gnats ..."

Tim: "Hold on one second. A gnat is what, one millionth the size of you?"

Tom: "Yeah but there were like a million of them. If they all formed together they could form a man."

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Tim: "I have to remind you when you steal my shit?"

Tom: "Welcome to Nagcast. I'm your host Tom, joined by Tim, who is here to nag me..."

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Tim: "I'm just thinking of leaving.. for a much better show."

Tom: "You wouldn't dare. You don't have the guts!"

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Tim: "You have this episode to show me why I should stay."

Tom: "Well thanks, thanks for giving me this opportunity to win your heart."

Tim: "Shape up or I'm going to fucking walk, and I have the opportunity."

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Tim: "Nobody likes paninis. It's a sandwich, but they made it brittle and bad. 'Hey, we're gonna toast it into a hard, molten rock!'"

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Tim: "It's time you learned a thing or two about satire before you opened your fat mouth."

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Tom: "I was thinking about starting up a competitor to Mr Softee, called Mr Rock Hard."

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Tom: "Have you ever been to a beach that allows nudity?"

Tim: "Yes, when I was younger."

Tom: "Pervert. I've added you as a perv."

Tim: "No, it was seriously just a bunch of old flaccid penises. Which, thank god, flaccid."

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Tim: "Summer holidays just seem so loooong. Why didn't we become teachers?"

Tom: "Cause you'd have to deal with teenagers all day!"

Tim: "I would get FIRED."

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