Dating (Part 1)

Episode blurb
Looking for love? You've come to the right place! This week we discuss dating and love and whatnot. From 80s video dating to niche online dating services for weird people, we cover it all and give you all the information you need to get to third base on your next romantic excursion. We also discuss [...]

Running Gags

 * Tom does a questionable accent
 * They refer to their empire/interns/employees/crew/conglomerate
 * Horses on a plane or Tim is scared of horses

Quotes
Tim: "This show is kinda like a therapy session, because I never knew until now I was so afraid of horses."

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Tom: "If horses can swim, can you ride 'em while they're swimming? I think so."

Tim: "Wow, so they're like the hovercraft of animals!"

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Tim: "A horse at the bottom of the ocean would blow my freakin' mind."

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Tim: "Lance Armstrong is an American hero, he's never even murdered one baby."

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Tom: "I'm drinking white wine and it's making me catty!"

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Tom: "Tim, any feminist listeners we have are loooooooong gone."

Tim: "They're conflicted!"

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Tom: "If a guy is hitting on your girl, you're supposed to punch his lights out."

Tim: "Yeah, that doesn't happen anymore, we're a generation of cowards."

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Tom: "Equestriancupid.com."

Tim: "That's illegal!"

Tom: "No, it's for horselovers."

Tim: "Oh, I thought it was for a man to meet a horse."

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Tim: "God, I hate people. I hate people so much, Tom. Goddamnit, I hate people."

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Tom: "If I met a girl who was 6'5", you'd just see a cartoonish outline of me in the wall, cause I'd run away, terrified."

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